movies i watched

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The Florida Project
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
so pure. so beautiful. so young. so hopeful.

Phantom Thread
★ ★ ★ ½
i want this movie flat on its back

Kill Bill
★ ★ ★ ½
there is no way gogo yubari should've lost

Coco
★ ★ ★ ★
coco is the cutest. also, Frida Khalo cactus

The Gospel According to Andre
★ ★ ★ ½
you will buy a cape after watching this

Isle of Dogs
★ ★ ★ ★
good doggos. really annoying savior foreign exchange student.

Call Me By Your Name
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
i'm weeping someone bike with me in Italy

My Life as a Zucchini
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
cheerfully sad. basically the cutest orphan zucchini

The Lovely Bones
★ ★
more like bad bones. really bad. awful bones.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi
★ ★ ★
everyone is making weird jokes. what's going on.

Okja
★ ★ ★
i think i'm supposed to be vegan now?

House
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
this movie is the pinnacle of special effects

Lady Bird
★ ★ ★ ★ ½
everyone go see this movie. it's hella tight.

The Meyerowitz Stories
★ ★ ★ ½
wow Adam Sandler's actually not bad in this.

Don't Think Twice
★ ★ ★ ½
i love struggling artist stories. heyyyyy... they're succeeding...

Inglourious Basterds
★ ★ ★ ★
beautifully violent. also: christoph waltz eats a strudel

Loving Vincent
★ ★ ★
...at least the art is original and beautiful?

Kagemusha
★ ★ ★ ½
most colorful rainbow samurais you will ever see

mother!
★ ★ ★
heavy-handed. great sound design. wild last 30 minutes.

Death Note
★ ★ ½
delete! delete! delete! delete! delete! delete! delete! delete!

Good Will Hunting
★ ★ ★ ½
ok those apples were pretty good i guess

Frank
★ ★ ★ ½
quirky artist teaches mediocre artist that depression sucks